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Dune: Part Two 2024
technical aspects: dune incredible work
story and characters: dune nothin’ for meTranslated from by
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The Fate of the Furious 2017
in order to keep the franchise from becoming stagnant, fast 8 opens with a cuban pop song over a sprawling city skyline, juxtiposed with shots of fast cars and womens butts. further fighting franchise fatigue, the opening setpiece finds dom in an against-all-odds drag race, which - against all odds - he wins, rewarding the viewer with gratuitous shots of womens butts. diesel, looking like what would have happened if sid from toy story got his hands on mr potato…
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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald 2018
a festering shitheap of a film. since harry potter ended jk rowling seems hell-bent on destroying her legacy by desperately trying to convince the world that she is a high grade imbecile.
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