The world’s second most famous living “Octavian”
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Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022
What is cinema? Ask a million people and you’ll get a different answer from each one. Some claim to know, but none truly do. Cinema is a contradiction; an illusory concept en masse that is perfectly concrete to an individual. I don’t claim to know everything, or even a lot. I may end my time on this planet having achieved nothing, impacted no one. However, I do know one thing: Tonight I went to the theatre with my friends. We…
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Snow White 2025
It’s exactly what you expect it to be. It’s not as terrible as I’m sure many people are going to be saying it is, but imo it’s not very good, mainly for screenplay reasons. Unsurprisingly Rachel Zegler’s the best part.
I really wish blockbusters would go back to shooting on location. So much of this movie is beautiful production design extended and/or augmented by rancid CGI. Feels soundstagey and it’s such a shame, cause there are great artists involved in the production of this (particularly PD and costumes) and it doesn’t do them justice.
The bit with the trees rocked
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A Close Shave 1995
Watching this on a train to Glasgow from London was wonderful. Many sheep to look at on the journey. 10/10 immersive experience
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