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  The Spirit of the Beehive 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025 1

  I’m still grappling with this movie so I have little to nothing to say. This is probably one of the most cerebral films I have ever seen. The images and general atmosphere of this film are phenomenal. I don’t know what it all means or what the various symbols are but what I took away from it is the fantasy world of a child slowly unraveling with the influence of the adult world and its ugliness. To be honest, this…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  This is my first body horror film (I hate horror and generally avoid it with a six foot pole or else i will be six feet under). Usually I have difficulty with movies that require me to suspend my belief, and the substance is definitely a movie that requires it because of its style and form of the movie. In this case, the substance fully engaged me from start to finish - the horror of what was unfolding kept my…

Popular reviews

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  2046 2004

  ½ Watched 26 Apr 2024 1

  This is going to be the craziest take ever on 2046, and I am not ashamed of this opinion (i am a tiny bit ashamed). I'm scared to put this out there and incur the wrath of all the wong kar wai fans out there, but it must be said. please don't crucify me I've already suffered enough sitting through this entire movie

  this was truly cruel and unusual punishment for me to watch. I have never so deeply wanted…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ½ Watched 02 Jan 2025 2

  I apologize in advance to anyone who enjoyed this film  

  we’re starting my 2025 strong with one of the most horrible movies I have ever seen. Hope that isn’t a premonition for what 2025 has in store for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was simultaneously one of the comically stupid and devastatingly boring movies of all time. literally the movie does not excel at anything. This movie was nothing but a cheap comedy of horror. Everything seemed like an imitation of what…