Adrien Brody’s character has to create a mutant creature so he can pay off a massive credit card debt he incurred from going absolutely buckwild ordering drip from EpicGraphicTees.com. Once the mutant is like 3 and a half months old he decides it’s time for her to get dicked down and his massive gummed science GF walks in. Shes super “down with whatever” and they move past it. Then the mutant transitions F to M into a Dune looking ass…

everyone liked it, they spent a bunch of money,
 it won the big award… now that ive said all that ill say how i feel.  i wish i could “jump timelines” to a timeline where i never watched this piece of dogshit movie.  

They tried to make a movie that would do just as well in america as china… a movie that would say everything yet nothing at the same time… that would run us out like hamsters on…