Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Good flick, but I get the sense that Kieran Culik is a one-trick pony. Effectively the same character as he played in Succession except not rich, but considering he’s only famous because his brother fucked Michael Jackson it’s not fair to be too surprised.

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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★½ Rewatched 04 Jan 2025

  Willem Dafoe is phenomenal and it truly underscores how atrocious Tobey Maguire is. Without a doubt the worst actor to have played Spider-Man bar none. Nearly any other actor and this would be at least a star higher, potentially more.

  Shame on you, Tobey. Shame.

Popular reviews

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  What Happens Later 2023

  ★ Watched 02 Nov 2023

  There is absolutely zero reason why they couldn’t have done this in a normal airport. The magical intercom that only speaks to them and lack of employees to prevent alcohol theft/smoking weed and golf cart joyrides are tools to cover poor writing. It only serves to make the entire story more difficult to believe. Only thing worse is Duchovny’s dyed hair. A better writer would have figured it out. Watch Terminal if you don’t believe me.

  Maddeningly unrealistic.

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  Cocaine Shark 2023

  ½ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  Doctor: “He’s pissed and shit in the bed - it stinks in there”

  Patient’s Inner Monologue: “He was right. And now I could smell it.”

  
  …This really says it all doesn’t it