Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Sometimes I stepped back from the film n thought about how funny it is, humans making these weirdo fucking films about slimy gross monsters having sex with gorgeous women. Like how did we get here. Was it always in our cards? Why do we want vampire dick so bad

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  Anora 2024

  Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Surreal watching this in a busy screening. Everyone sat in silence for a couple mins after the film ended, just frozen. Ppffffff

Popular reviews

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  My Octopus Teacher 2020

  ★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2022

  ur happy to document the octopus’s life n win n Oscar for it but ur not gonna fight for her??? WTF BRO FUCKIN PUT UR BACK INTO IT KICK THAT SHARK AWAY! The way he made her pain into his. Shoutout to men for mansplaining a shark biting ur arm off. 5 stars for the octopus she was so fucking beautiful. 0 stars for man. The audacity of him to call her dull and pale. Look in the mirror mate.

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  Pearl 2022

  Watched 28 Mar 2023 2

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