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  Wicked 2024

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  i cant do this hippidity dippity theater kid vibe man

  whole thing is shot great but man does it look completely ungraded. colorist needs to be indicted with something

  1 good song i guess, the most famous one

  saw this on broadway as a teen. cant beat the experience

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  Snow White and the Huntsman 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  this movie is so sick. snow white in full armor leading a cavalry charge. charlize is amazing

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ½ Watched 02 Jun 2024 5

  all of you lying mfers duped me. its a spielberg anime with all kinds of fake tension

  the visual effects are ass - they match their budget

  the whole thing plays like an anime no racism intended just all the emotional intensity and overexplaining and internal dialogue it all makes me wanna puke. there was like a memey animated film playing in my head as i watched this dung pile. reminds me of a modern day Marvel movie

  godzilla is a crackhead t rex in this one. a violation

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ½ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  cheap tricks, terrible writing. if netflix made alien

  robots are not autistic people. they are far cooler. no Fassbender leaves a giant hole in this film. no philosophy either. apparently washed up Ridley Scott is still a better director than the vast swathe of working directors

  i hate the homages to the original, just admit you cant write good characters. Cailee Spaeny in Gen Z underwear feels wrong

  the practical effects are just marketing, the aliens look clunky and metal…

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