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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The fairytale ending no one wanted…
These pinheads continue to mess everything up. Not only did they kill off the best character in the series (Yondu) but they replaced him with a moron who sits with a talking Russian dog.
Most would have been forgiven if Quill had a fitting death sacrificing himself. But they unsurprisingly messed that up too.
These guys couldn’t guard my ass. I hope there’s not a volume 4.
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Wet Hot American Summer 2001
I don’t pray on peoples downfall but man that ending was satisfying.
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The Fabelmans 2022
You know the saying time flies when you’re having fun. Well that saying is how I knew I was not having fun while watching this garbage movie. The fake crying made me laugh though so it gets plus half a star.
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Dante's Peak 1997
There are so many ways I could go with this. However, I’ll be nice if you like this movie take all of my money and please go get some professional help.
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