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  Runaway Jury 2003

  Watched 18 Jan 2025

  me and my chaweenie were so underwhelmed!!! why couldn’t they write this in english as well? i wasn’t born and raised corporate please considered using words us plebs would understand. and for the record the acting was worse than the plot   marlee voice piss me tf off RECAST RECAST RECAST they get five big booms for all the stars i’m subtracting BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM try finding the derivative of that assholes

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  How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  i’ve never seen this one but i’m pretty sure it aint to savvy. the green thing? evil? you could me green. the dog?? the scrappy ah rizz-less dog?? sour. this movie mad juicy the grinch with one hell of a bubble butt is sure to catch yur eye ? stealing christmas more like stealing the hearts of innocent orphans , wow. what a hero i mean cmon he didnt even read no one’s mail but isnt this supposedly about alleged…

Popular reviews

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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2022 6

  okay so maybe i know this whole movie word for word. yea we all know about murdoch’s mass murder, he basically was the reason majority of the boat sank 
  today is the day titanic is reviewed. i’ve been writing this review since october of this year. this movie hits my heart so hard as my relatives blood sweat and tears went into building this boat in which jack dawson and rose dewitt bucator had the most un holy affair in…

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  Batman Begins 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2023 5

  yeah alright alright i’ve already seen the other two so might as well watch the first one 
  i rank christian bale on the same tier as chris pratt.  C. P. YOUVE GOT 👏COME 👏COMPETITON 👏HONEY!! 👏BETTER GET YOUR SWEET 👏LITTLE ACT 👏TOGETHER 👏AND 👏COME👏 OUT👏 WITH 👏A GOOD COLLAB HOPEFULLY WITH OWEN WILSON ONE DAY!!!!!! C. B. YOU MAY BE MY HONEY PLUM SUGAR BUM BUT I DO REALLY LIKE CHRIS PRATT IN THE DINASUAR MOVIES!!😮😮😮😮😮😮
  this movie (i’m an…