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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  One of those movies that announces its thesis early and proceeds to beat the audience over the head with it

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  “Google it” is an all-time great MacGuffin

Popular reviews

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  Vertigo 1958

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Boogeyman 2005

  ★ Watched 12 Feb 2005

  Most of Boogeyman consists of 7th Heaven star Barry Watson walking around, thinking about opening doors. He has had a closet case of closet-a-phobia, you see, ever since his dad was eaten by a closet, or by the Boogeyman who lives in the closet and under the bed (or something). So, ever since that fateful day, Barry's been afraid of closets, as his incongruously well-adjusted girlfriend (Emily Deschanel) discovers when she asks him to get her coat and he becomes…