Ali Nairn Pro

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When people say "don't judge a book by it's cover" I will do just that.

Favorite films

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Mickey 17 2025

★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

Why, what would I do if presented with not one but two naked Robert Pattinson’s? Why, I would die of course. Quite literally shag them both lifeless.
The Greatest Showman 2017

★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 2

Erm? Sorry? What the fuck was I playing at, taking so long to see this MASTERPIECE in its entirety.?? wtf! WTF?! Fuck off ali
FROM NOW ON

Speak No Evil 2024

★★★★ Watched 13 Sep 2024 1

James McAvoy needs to be tested. He’s TOO good at playing a nutcase.
Book Club: The Next Chapter 2023

½ Watched 16 May 2023

Serious contention for worst film I’ve ever seen. Painful. Agonising. Cringeworthy and predictable from start to finish. I hated this film with every fibre of my being. The burning passionate loathing I have for this picture cannot be contained. Unfathomable rage is stewing in my heart as I type this review. If letterboxed allowed for 0 stars, nay, negative stars, then be assured this would be deserving of such awards.