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The Breakfast Club 1985
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Terrific film if you remove the last ~7 minutes where Allison gets a makeover and Claire and Bender get together. Literally wtf why did that happen. Otherwise, an amazing story and excellent film.
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The Lego Batman Movie 2017
85/100
What a solid film, it’s just so fun and enjoyable and awesome and Batman. Infinitely rewatchable. Just everything about this movie is so well done I love it.
Batman: I don't talk about feelings, Alfred. I don't have any, I've never seen one. I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine. I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent. And if you think that there's something behind that, then you're crazy. Good night, Alfred.
Alfred: Sir, it's morning.
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