i like movies that are either pretentious or complete garbage and sometimes both.
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Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021
this movie has about thirty minutes of a flawed but enjoyable animated 'getting the band back together' romp and the other 1h+ is lebron james getting Dad Cucked by a talking search engine. one positive thing i will say is that the talking search engine is enjoying himself? cheadle is clearly having the time of his life and i'm so happy for him.
like, the first space jam isn't a masterpiece, but at least it had the good grace to not be two fuckin hours long.
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The Devil's Chair 2007
this movie has fucking haunted me for more than a decade and watching it again felt like exorcising something poisonous from my bloodstream. this is not a negative review.
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White Slaves of Chinatown 1964
worth watching if only for the incredible eyelid action on dame olga
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Perfume: The Story of a Murderer 2006
don't watch this with somebody who has no sense of smell.
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