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  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  So many core memories unlocked for me while I was watching this.
  I mainly watched it to cleanse my pallet of the remake but also I hadn't seen it since I was a child.
  I forgot how genuinely scary it could be! As well as being sweet and creative, it was full of personality.
  All the dwarves simping over Snow White and her immediately friend-zoning them was funny.
  These mofos sing "It's off to work we go" while they are coming home FROM work.

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  Y2K 2024

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I was very happy when I knew I wasn't going to have to stomach The Kid Laroi with his inhuman teeth anymore, but then I realised that the film was in fact an exercise in fellating Fred Durst.

  I found this to be incredibly smug and naff.

  They killed off the only actor in the film with personality and I know they regretted it because they brought him back for the end credits.

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  Hoard 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 07 May 2024

  This woman who rolls around in rubbish, burns herself with an iron to relive a memory, and doesn't shower can find someone to fall in love with her. Meanwhile I can't even get a text back

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  Marching Powder 2025

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  The perfect film for your nearest and dearest Reform voter.
  I mean, I knew going in that I was going to like it but I didn't think it would be so fucking boring!
  At least six people walked out and good on them, I suffered through to the end.
  Honestly, I was with the father in law, I also wanted to see him ruin his life because at least then he would've suffered some consequences!
  The whole film is an…

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