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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Okay hear me out, we remake this movie with elon and his besties as the s’mores.

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  Steel Magnolias 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  I can still smell the AquaNet from here. 
  This movie is the purest embodiment of girlhood and I loved every second of it. 

  Dolly Parton is an angel. 

  I have a brain tumor! I have three months to live! Just kidding — I’m only gay. 

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  Okay, hear me out — the water is creepy. It was cutesy the first couple times, but now I feel like the ocean has a hidden agenda. 

  This movie is lacking one big thing — Lin Manuel-Miranda. Period.

  CHEEEEEE HOOOOOOO. 

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  You see — history is not just simply the study of the past. It is an explanation of the present.

  You’ve never had your heart ripped out by a simple handshake — not like this. 

  They truly don’t make movies like this anymore, but that’s kind of the charm, isn’t it?

  Paul Giamatti and Dominic Sessa were both incredible in their own right, but together — the chemistry was out of this world. I want them to besties for the resties.

  Danny, where do you stand on indoor fireworks?

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