I've always planned to live forever.
So far...so good.
Toy Story 3 is a cinematic masterpiece. Nothing less.
It's not good, or even great. It's a fucking masterpiece. It's the kind of movie where if I'm talking to someone and they don't like it, then I can't give full respect to their opinions on movies period. And recently I've been asking myself if my praise for this film actually stops there. Like, at what point do we, the geeky cinephiles, take the movies that we hold dear and put…
I've always said that this is one of the most unintentionally funny movies that I've ever seen, and I somehow don't say that in an antagonizing way. This is a fantastic movie on a bunch of levels. But I simply don't speak of it like many people do because of the third act. Which is both hilarious and sadly relatable. Let me explain...
The movie starts off brilliantly enough. Right off the bat things get deep and philosophical. Caleb is…
Nothing less than the greatest documentary I have ever seen.
A review. In the form of many, many, questions.
*Why is Rose flat-out discarded in this film?
*Is there not an understanding that canceling this character in the manner that they do, it is a really big symbolic apology to the most toxic of Star Wars fanboys?
*Why wasn't I given a Palpatine reveal?
*Why am I being told in the OPENING CRAWL of this film that Palpatine pulled the Beyonce move and dropped an unexpected radio single with no…