Eli Brumfield

Eli Brumfield

I've always planned to live forever.

So far...so good.

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • City of God
  • Se7en

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  • Toy Story 3

    ★★★★★

  • Ex Machina

    ★★★

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★½

  • The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

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  • Toy Story 3

    Toy Story 3

    ★★★★★

    Toy Story 3 is a cinematic masterpiece. Nothing less.

    It's not good, or even great. It's a fucking masterpiece. It's the kind of movie where if I'm talking to someone and they don't like it, then I can't give full respect to their opinions on movies period. And recently I've been asking myself if my praise for this film actually stops there. Like, at what point do we, the geeky cinephiles, take the movies that we hold dear and put…

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★

    I've always said that this is one of the most unintentionally funny movies that I've ever seen, and I somehow don't say that in an antagonizing way. This is a fantastic movie on a bunch of levels. But I simply don't speak of it like many people do because of the third act. Which is both hilarious and sadly relatable. Let me explain...

    The movie starts off brilliantly enough. Right off the bat things get deep and philosophical. Caleb is…

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  • O.J.: Made in America

    O.J.: Made in America

    ★★★★★

    Nothing less than the greatest documentary I have ever seen.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★½

    A review. In the form of many, many, questions.

    *Why is Rose flat-out discarded in this film?
    *Is there not an understanding that canceling this character in the manner that they do, it is a really big symbolic apology to the most toxic of Star Wars fanboys?
    *Why wasn't I given a Palpatine reveal?
    *Why am I being told in the OPENING CRAWL of this film that Palpatine pulled the Beyonce move and dropped an unexpected radio single with no…

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