I'm posting this now because I'm tired of re-treading this argument with everyone I know. Yes, I realize I'm in the minority of people who fucking hated this movie, but let's get that out of the way. I hated it. I thought it was just a goddamn awful movie.
These are my thoughts on The Batman, in no particular order.
I did not care for Robert Pattinson's portrayal of Bruce Wayne - his Batman wasn't terrible, but not particularly noteworthy.…
A very Italian fish boy ventures onto land, and moments after learning how to walk, gets challenged to a bicycle race by a racist human adult masquerading as a child.
He eats pasta and dreams of riding a Vespa, and his best friend is a fish boy who lives on land who speaks perfect Italian.
What else could you want?
When the infamous Mr. Softee truck blares its siren song across the streets of Washington Heights, a lone piragüero - played by the indomitable Lin-Manuel Miranda - attempts to protect his neighborhood from overpriced soft-serve, fighting not just the woes of capitalism and gentrification, but the NYC summer heat as well.
