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Recent reviews

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  Rocks 2019

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I couldn't tell that this movie had a 97% rotten tomatoes score the same way that rocks couldn't tell that the hotel owner WASN'T Indian 🤦‍♂️

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  Mission: Impossible 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  That damn theme tune... 🤌

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Not as bad as I had anticipated. I thought the CGI was decent in the flying scenes and Red Hulk. I also thought the combat overall was pretty solid.

  I do have a problem though. And that's the fact that Red Hulk had about 4 minutes of screen time and I wish that the final fight had gone on for longer.

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  Kingsman: The Golden Circle 2017

  ★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Low-key quite disappointed with this sequel after having high expectations due to the first.

  The CGI was awful at times, some of the fights sucked, and the exposure sometimes washed out the entire frame at some points during the film. The colour grading didn't help either.

  Elton telling everyone to fuck themselves was the highlight for me.