Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Big 1988

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Eww dude this movie is so messed up 

  Loved the weirdly long baby corn scene

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  If the world was collapsing I think the very first thing I would do is remove the neck tie I’m wearing.

Popular reviews

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  Go Figure 2005

  Watched 16 Feb 2022

  “Oh no she’s a Tonya!”

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  Pinocchio 2022

  ½ Watched 08 Sep 2022

  If I was Pinocchio and I said “this is a good movie” my nose would break my neighbors window. 

  Wins award for longest conversation held while waterskiing