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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Felt a very maternal instinct with the baby unicorn

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  The Crow 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  He’s so hot she’s so hot he’s so hot she’s so hot he’s so hot she’s so hot he’s so hot she’s so hot #needthat reminder to watch the change in the house of flies edit to this movie. I want to lick his body

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Dec 2024

  Yes I returned to her after 5 days. COME FOR ME! I tink even more rotted and horny and beautiful the second time. On the second watch, I (1) realized just how much SPIT there was (2) spiraled a bit over how well it captures the darkness in women that is constant torment and repressed feelings of shame, and (3) reallyyyy wanted to fuck the vampire. Sorry bout it. Count Orlok was certainly doing it for me at 4pm on this lovely monday. I love lily rose depp.

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  Gromit I could be a good mother <3 Wallace you will learn to appreciate him one of these days. The evil gnomes were HORRIFYING. Why was Norbot twerking and jorking it during that one scene ? Anyway LOVEd it stop motion will always amaze me

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