god i really hate when i have to sled down a pyramid bcs it’s my only method of survival. fucking sucks, honestly.

god i really hate when i have to sled down a pyramid bcs it’s my only method of survival. fucking sucks, honestly.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i can only hope that when i die someone will love me enough to lovingly clean, caress and kiss my spotless skull in a beautiful sunrise setting. is that too much to ask for? genuine feedback would be appreciated.
i personally believe that we should all use songs as connectives between conversation topics.
why did no one warn me of the incestuous, homophobic and very ethically grey topics within this film.
reece witherspoon is hot tho.