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Challengers 2024
literally the sexiest film of the year with a score that’s one for the books.
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The Brutalist 2024
this movie proves to me that the Hollywood Foreign Press has not changed and that the Globes are still a sham, because this garbage could not have reasonably won Best Drama Picture without their being some riggery.
an absolute mess. terrible directing, terrible cinematography (85% of this movie is tight shots), an awful and pointless second act script (with an unjustifiable rape scene) and a plodding first act, and terrible acting from joe allwyn. the only redeeming qualities were good…
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Maria 2024
put simply, Angelina Jolie should be running away with best actress across every single awards body. giving a performance of minute facial movements and expressions that could give Cate Blanchett a run for her money, she delivers a performance that truly reminds you what acting really is. however, and i say this as a sincere lover of Jackie and Spencer, this movie is a bit of a miss for Pablo. it lacks the cohesion and pacing of his previous two…
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Shrek 2 2004
one of the singular greatest films in the American canon. a piece of cinema that asked the important question, “what would happen if the following had a baby: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, a broadway pop musical guest starring Ethel Merman, and Dionne Warwick’s Don’t Make Me Over?” and answered that question with the simple remark, “brilliance, that’s what would happen.” if i had 20 minutes left to live, i’d spend it watching Shrek 2
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