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olivia

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Secretary

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  • I Witness

    ★★

  • A Killer in the Family

    ★★★

  • The Way Way Back

    ★★★★

  • Some Like It Hot

    ★★★★

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  • I Witness

    I Witness

    ★★

    james spader served face for maybe 5 minutes and that was really it. i had hoped to see him gallivanting across my screen for more than a few convos and one sex scene (barely).

  • A Killer in the Family

    A Killer in the Family

    ★★★

    perhaps it’s because he’s a murderer, but the dad really pissed me off, such a lying piece of shit. if someone’s locked up for life, there’s a good reason for it so we don’t need them waltzing around killing poor families. this isn’t shawshank redemption, that asshole deserved life in prison. anyways, james spader is so hot in this i need him.

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  • Crash

    Crash

    ★★★½

    in all honesty, i never thought i would be jealous of a car because james spader rammed into it. all car crash jokes aside, this is probably the kinkiest film i’ve ever watched, yet i couldn’t look away. it was odd and slightly dismaying but james spader can make anything hot.

  • Mannequin

    Mannequin

    ★★★

    “did you ever happen to jump out of a plane and land on your face” james spader was so cunty in this with his slicked comb over but i still need him religiously

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