Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Clovehitch Killer 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  not what I was expecting but I’m glad that it wasn’t

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  Bait 2012

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  it’s a shark movie set in an underground grocery shop with bad cgi and a bad script, you’ll know whether you’d like it or not from that description alone

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  so fun and stupid, the vibe reminds me of Malignant which I love dearly so idc what the haters say 😡

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  Cannibal 2006

  ★ Watched 11 Nov 2023

  *one hour of gay sex and acts of bullying to force someone into committing cannibalism*
  *dude 1 bleeding out after a castration*
  *dude 2 drags over fully laid out dinner table to him*
  “here’s your own overcooked penis, bon appetite 😘”
  *dude 1 dies and shits himself*
  *dude 2 cries and then cooks the rest of him with some green peas and cabbage while his dick swings freely like in EVERY OTHER SHOT IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN FILM*

  ^^^ pretty…

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