Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Photograph 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  The ancient Greek Fates, yes the same ones that share one eye between three, just decided to play the greatest prank on me. The only reason I'm starting this review in such a manor that I don't think I've ever attended such a patriotic screening of a movie in my entire young life. As Marein and I ran up the steps, we heard Greek music. There was the classic sirtaki, and anything in general that had a bouzouki melody to…

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  The Piano Teacher 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  James from Silent Hill never looked so fucking hot 

  And now with that one joke out of my system, HOLY SHIT AM I GLAD I TURNED THIS ONE ON. Before yapping my mind off completely about this, I do wanna preface the review with my own experience surrounding piano lessons and that entire community, since it adds up to my entire experience of watching this, and even if that is not the sole focus of the film, it still uses…

Recent reviews

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  Days of Eclipse 1988

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  having a jacked up twink as the protagonist was a step in the right direction for the Strugatsky brothers

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  The Piano 1993

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  worst New Zealand mention ever

Popular reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Feb 2025 2

  OKAY YEAH I GET IT, I WENT AGAINST MY OWN WAYS, yet tonight was just something. It was fun seeing my friends and all, but the guy to the left of me, can burn in hell. This film bro just shushed me in the middle of the movie and nonetheless he himself kept huffing and puffing during the entire film. I hope you get hit by a car, pretentious fuck.

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  2012 2009

  ★ Watched 16 Jun 2024 2

  For the love of me, I will never understand what the fuck are neutrinos and for why godforsaken reason they were mutating. Alas, this was such a lovely group experience. I’m glad I got to watch this with the group of people that was present. One more bad movie night before the MA comes to its own end/demise. Thank you everyone, I will cherish that night so much. This literally is more of a letter of appreciation than a review, but only due to the fact that I have no idea what else to say ahhaha. Gonna miss everyone(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)