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Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Hmmm good but also not. Every scene felt like it was 800 minutes long. I have a lot of questions like: Why did this win best picture? Why were they throwing around the f slur? Who is ivy wolk and why should I care? And most importantly, why was there so much Armenian slander?!?! Haven’t we suffered enough?! My great grandmother did not survive the genocide only for the first actors to speak Armenian in an Oscar winning film to…

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  Wildhood 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  NEED TO GET MY ASS TO CANADA ASAP I NEED TO BE IN A FIELD AND IN A FOREST AND HAVIBG GAY SEX IN THE LAKE IN CANADAA

Popular reviews

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  Make Up 2019

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jun 2022

  My man’s ate a spaghetti sandwich for real

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  The Lost Boys 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep 2023

  Why the fuck did they make them rap about their trauma and why did it help him get the guy?