Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 15 Nov 2023

  I remember so little of the film I’ve just seen, I cannot even conceive of a quip - something about shaggy?

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Nov 2023

  Cage scares me, film scares me: he cums and farts and runs - relatable

Popular reviews

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2023

  Meow me wow me wow meow meow

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  The Lair of the White Worm 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2023

  Fop me not with your Scottish charm capaldi, put off by the violent sexual assault but the big worm was cool

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