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  Ricky Stanicky 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  That was not the movie I expected, but the movie I needed.  I think I came a little bit but that was unrelated.  Can’t believe David lynch directed this piss fest full of shit.  God I need to sleep

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  Y2K 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  It was funny, you could kinda tell that David Lynch directed it halfway through when the computer said “today is Tuesday!”

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Nov 2023 1

  A big leap from the source material but truly kept the fans in mind with every aspect of it.  David lynch really had a lot on his plate with the production of this, working with those animatronics must’ve been difficult cause I hear they get a little quirky at night.  A shame they didn’t adapt the mat pat mpreg plot line from the books, but I guess they also have to appeal to the global audiences the show must go…

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2024 2

  THIS MOVIE IS JUST THE FIRST HALF OF THE ODYSSEY HOLY SHIT HOW HAS NO ONE POINTED THIS OUT!!!!!  Fantastic wonderful perfect piece of media and is a fast and loose retelling of the Odyssey.  She’ll city is cerci’s palace, the cyclops is the cyclops, the trench filled with monsters is the trench filled with monster!!!  THIS IS CRAZY

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