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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  bong joon-ho nailed what the future will look like. technology won’t make everything more vibrant. it’ll make everything more soulless. and the ruling class will absolutely use new technologies to find new and wacky ways to exploit you. for that, this gets a 4.5/5 and the stamp of a mateo approved dystopian.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  nah this is peak

Popular reviews

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  Beans 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Kiawentiio is so talented and I’m so proud that she’s from my area.

  Beans is not an easy movie to watch. I say this from the perspective of a privileged non-indigenous Canadian. After the Aultsville Filmfest screening of this film, Akwesasne’s grand chief, Leonard Lazore, explained the pain he felt watching this film from the perspective of a Mohawk who has lived through what this movie recounts.

  As a non-indigenous Canadian, I live through the inward pain of knowing that this…

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Oct 2023

  I have long based my scores of films on a relative scale considering the scores I've given previous movies, and I can honestly say that looking back on the films of 2023, I found Five Nights at Freddy's to be an above average viewing experience.

  Now before I get into the crux of the movie, I have to disclose that part of my love may be due to my theatre's atmosphere - which was full of teens who clearly grew…

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