I have a one word review for this movie in mind but the last time I tried to be myself on here, I got shadowbanned and the review was removed and replaced with a disclaimer by some mod. Maybe I'll transition myself to absolve myself of my past crimes. No, no, it wasn't me who was a terrible bigot in the face of the new reality (snaps fingers and waacks), it was my old self and it wasn't speaking my…
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Yakuza Girl 2024
I saw the hilarious poster and put this on thinking it'd be mindless but, for a brief moment, I forgot just how mindless a $31,000 in Quiznos coupons budget movie can be when produced by an out-of-touch Hollywood drone with no self-awareness or talent. I had to look up Gregory Hatanaka and discovered that I've seen 5 minutes of a few of his movies and promply gave up and that he's the one responsible for Samurai Cop 2 - imagine…
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The Dark Side of the Sun 1988
The problem with telling people you love to watch shitty movies is sometimes you get challenged to view their suggestions. "Wanna see a bad movie? The Dark Side of the Sun's a bad movie. Promise me you'll watch it sober." "Sure thing." God save me from another such victory.
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