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Recent reviews

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  Drácula 1931

  ★★★ Watched 04 Apr 2022

  The Spanish-language version of Dracula isn’t better or worse than the English version however it is 100% pound for pound more Spanish which is so so good!!! We need to bring back this filmmaking practice. I want to watch more remakes of films that are the same but filmed with Hispanic people and at night. 

  This film flopped and was basically unknown for decades until it was rediscovered in the 70s and released on VHS in the 90s. Lupita Tovar,…

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  Dracula 1931

  ★★ Watched 04 Apr 2022

  This movie is so bad they did my boy Bela so dirty I hate Hollywood

Popular reviews

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2022 5

  If I was a film critic with a reputation to uphold, I wouldn’t go anywhere near Van Helsing (2004), let alone praise it. Luckily, I have very little to lose in my defense of this ridiculous film, and because it was the first result when I typed “Dracula” into Netflix, it has the honor of being first in line in my odyssey through the Dracula Cinematic Universe (DCU).

  I once watched an interview with Willem Dafoe where he praises the…

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  Hotel Transylvania: Transformania 2022

  ★ Watched 17 Jan 2022

  It's cool that they made the invisible man into a jewish-coded king