Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  National Treasure 2004

  ★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  It's fine? Silly

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  Monkey Man 2024

  Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Started on the plane. Digging it

Popular reviews

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  True Lies 1994

  ½ Watched 23 Feb 2019 2

  A nasty movie that gaslights it's audience into a selfish and cruel power fantasy sold as a wacky action comedy. All the mugging for the camera and zingers are wildly out of place and none of the jokes land, except as bizarre artifacts of nineties movie trends. Double takes, falling down, bug eyes, a bellhop diving out of the way of a horse. This movie never earns its camp because it isn't harmless and silly, it is actively mean to…

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  Doom 2005

  ★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2023

  Never draft your review in this app if it's worth a damn, it's gonna get wiped. I'll try and recapture it later but this was goofy and fun and really stupid

  Ok: lots of fun watching The Rock actually trying, and mostly succeeding! He's brilliant as a slow heel turn, he convinces you as a dangerous threat. Also some truly great unnecessary zooms on The Rock, doing eyebrows visible from three counties away.

  Practical effects are a wise decision. The…