Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Monkey Man 2024

  Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Goes Hard. Textbook

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  Carry-On 2024

  Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Ass Backwards

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Watched 29 Apr 2022 9

  wow this movie fucking sucks

  the mcu and its commercial success have done irreversible damage to filmmaking

  this movie is very clearly not meant to be taken seriously but none of the points that are meant to be funny land because they follow the exact cadence and have the same comedic substance as a disney channel show

  like a fucking bagel being the movies central plot device ? really? hotdog finger universe? a buttplug trophy? who the fuck is the…

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  Birdman 2015

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2021 2

  insane how they did all of it in one take i could never stay in character for like 2 hours