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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
If I showed you only the parts when someone gets possessed, I bet I could convince you that you’re watching a horror parody. Those folks really start harlem-shaking
This movie has so much sauce, no other way to put it. The establishing shots look like those classic-1930s monster movies sets but in HD. Everyone is acting well, alot of love is going to lily rose depp, but I gotta shout out nicholas hoult. I don’t think buddy knew he was being filmed, I think he really saw dracula.
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We Live in Time 2024
If I had a nickel for every movie in which Florence Pugh gets a hysterectomy **OR** every movie that Andrew Garfield has sex in the bathroom of a club, I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t alot but it’s weird that they’re both in 2 different movies each where that happens.
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My Hero Academia: You're Next 2024
According to this movie, the opposite of All Might would be a large Italian man who has an love for gold jewelry.
This movie is basically the movie “Tangled,” but with the cast of MHA.
It looks so good that I just know there were 7 or 8 Studio Bones animators that didn’t get to see their families for at least 2 years making this.
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Poor Things 2023
This is Forrest Gump if it was about a horned-up Frankenstein fetus who went on an “Eat, Pray, Love” adventure thru steampunk Europe.
10/10 style, but not sure if I ever want to see this again.
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