Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Notebook 2004

  ★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Watch vortex instead thanks

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Mickey 17 is terrible.

Popular reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ★½ Watched 15 Dec 2023 1

  1. why was this movie even made
  2. why the fuck was he milking a giraffe
  3. help me momma

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Jan 2024 14

  i wish you guys could hear me bashing my fucking head against the wall and sobbing at my tv im trapped in a paul giamatti hell i feel like a rotisserie chicken rotating over a flame over and over again someone please come fucking save me

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