Its beautifully shot and visually gorgeous, very historically accurate.
This movie is horny as a thousand year old vampire would be that hasnt gotten any since Jesus was around.
My gripe is why is it based in Germany when you will willfully mispronounce any German word, make all of the non Transylvanian characters speak in a British accent, and use German words that (when watching at the cinemas) you cant even work out what they are trying to say as…