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Newly graduated cinephile

Favorite films

  • Heat
  • Drive
  • Your Name.
  • Spring Breakers

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  • Last Breath

    ★★★

  • Opus

    ★½

  • Heat

    ★★★★★

  • Let Her Out

    ★½

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★★★

    Maybe the best example I’ve seen of ‘ahead of its time’. Surreal, gorgeous, sinister, dreamlike. A dissection of hedonism on a level of true artistic genius. Incredible, incredible stuff.

    96 - A*

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    ★★★★★

    Possibly one of the most profound pieces of cinema I’ve seen in my life. Just genuinely phenomenal on every conceivable level.

    100 - A*

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  • Last Breath

    Last Breath

    ★★★

    Pretty standard and arguably cliched but I’d be lying if I said the combination of the score, visuals and Harrelson’s performance weren’t working on me.


    63 - C+

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★½

    Honestly just felt tacky. Some decent acting but disappointingly surface level in its social commentary.


    34 - E+

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  • Murder Mystery 2

    Murder Mystery 2

    ★★½

    Adam Sandler does Bollywood dancing then eats an entire block of cheese


    53 - C-

  • Ghost Stories

    Ghost Stories

    ★★★★★

    I nearly threw up from laughing.