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  Terrifier 2016

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Blood of the Virgins 1967

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  A pretty much by-the-numbers vampire story, it hits all the highlights of horror movies. Car breaks down outside a house that the characters have heard is haunted? Check! Guy has erotic encounter with beautiful vampire woman wearing flimsy nightgown and in the morning can't tell if it was all just a dream? Check! Woman is in the hospital because she's very weak and then somebody notices bite marks on her neck? Check!

  It also has a five minute section near…

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  Jacqueline Hyde 2005

  ★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 2

  You know full well that every time the writer/director of this film was in a meeting, he'd mention the title and then say, "....you know, like the story", and the other people in the meeting would mentally roll their eyes so hard that they'd break.

  I went in expecting a typical sleezy skinemax thriller. It certainly has some of that (I think there's only one actress with a line who doesn't get topless) (ironically, she works at a strip club),…

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  Ebola Syndrome 1996

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025 1

  Imagine that somebody gave 4Chan ten million bucks to make a movie. This is pretty close to what they'd come up with. Every part of it is more offensive than the last. It features, in no particular order:

  Rape
  More rape
  Cannibalism
  A guy fucking a pork chop
  A guy then serving that pork chop to restaurant patrons
  Racism against black South Africans
  Racism against white South Africans
  Picking your nose and wiping it on a shirt in a store…

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