Favorite films

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  We’ve been trying to make movies as good as this one for two decades. Millions of dollars spent on super heros and cgi, and my favorite part of this movie is when bilbo puts the kettle on the table while maintaining the forced perspective of humans and hobbits… idk man, turn off the grid.

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  Wander to Wonder 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Sooooo British people are mourning the Queen weird.

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  Anora 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  This movie sucks.

  1) I hate when cinematographers cut off the subject of the frame to pretend like it’s art. Just frame the scene like normal you lazy fucks. You rented a mansion for the movie, use it. I’m sick of seeing movies light money on fire. 

  2) Who the fuck is Anora? 

  3) the movie should have ended when he handed her the ring and she gives it back. Then hit us with her saying, “fuck you” and the end. Not that shit.

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  The Man Who Could Not Remain Silent 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  No notes other than I will not make it past the first wave of revolution because I would be way worse than that guy.

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