Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Someone get that man a CPAP

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  The Bikeriders 2023

  ★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  This movie taught me that the ick Can be reversed if the man in question looks cool enough playing pool and there is a another man doing an even more ick-worthy accent than the accent that gave you the ick in the first place

Popular reviews

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  The Dead Don't Die 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Aug 2024

  Was Selena Gomez wooden or did she ingeniously satirize the one dimensional manic pixie dream girl trope? What does it say about me that I cannot tell?

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  Le Bonheur 1965

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2023

  This film is precisely how I want to be perceived: beautiful, ruthless, and full of exquisite clarinet music

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