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I choose violence

Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Chasing Amy
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Mermaids

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★

  • Lady Bird

    ★★★½

  • Joker

    ½

  • Rango

    ★★★★★

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★

    The minute I heard “Scott Pilgrim is dating a High Schooler” my impulse was to turn the movie off. There was no way this movie was gonna be good, right? Well, against my judgement, I kept watching, and was happy to learn that yes, I was right. This movie sucked.

    Listen, I really did want to like this movie. I wanted some consolation from men calling me Ramona Flowers all my life. I didn’t get that. I’ll give the comics…

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★½

    I feel like my mother would relate to Ladybird more than I do and I don’t know who that’s more concerning for.

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  • Joker

    Joker

    ½

    As a misandrist I hate this by default.

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