Optimus Slime

Optimus Slime

i can bench press about seven copies of The Irishman Criterion, so you could say im something of a film buff.

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • RoboCop
  • Fubar
  • Videodrome

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  • The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

    ★★★★

  • Leaving Las Vegas

    ★★★½

  • Tequila Sunrise

    ★★½

  • Face/Off

    ★★★★

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  • The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

    The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

    ★★★★

    For the rest of my life, I will live in fear of the 2010s Grimdark remake that was just called "Munchausen" that replaced sally with like an older prostitute and Munchausen with some hot guy, written by some hack who thought it could be a bit edgier and more "adult", which is shoveled deep away in some execs filing cabinet waiting to be released onto the world.

    Terry's sets rule and anything that lampoons authoritarian bureaucrats taking the fantasy out…

  • Leaving Las Vegas

    Leaving Las Vegas

    ★★★½

    The one restroom scene for Mandy but it goes on for 111 minutes. Cage has enough charisma to pull you in and make you care about the character even though you know exactly whats going to happen but with enough tension to make watching it unfold interesting. Nice and miserable watch for 1 am on a what day is this?

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  • Fubar

    Fubar

    ★★★★★

    PURE.

    CANADIAN.

    MIDRIFF.

    I forgot I was watching a movie and felt cool again for a brief moment in time.

    Creeper rocked so Gatecreeper could roll.

  • House

    House

    ★★★★★

    Somewhere in a land lost in time, between Evil Dead, The Holy Mountain, and Italian Spiderman exists House.

    This movie is a wash of occasionally baffling (but in like a really artistically inspiring sort of way) editing choices, humor, matte paintings, and overall tone that reminded me of all my covid fever dreams. The soundtrack ranges from 70's cop chase funk to the ghastly main piano theme littered with off-kilter and off-beat synth jabs. All of this loosely contained in…