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Favorite films

  • In the Mood for Love
  • The Social Network
  • The Great Beauty
  • Beau Travail

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  • Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★½

  • I Love You, Man

    ★★★★

  • Croupier

    ★★½

  • Emily the Criminal

    ★½

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  • I Love You, Man

    I Love You, Man

    ★★★★

    would love to read a phd dissertation on this movies gender politics. early obama era vibes

  • Office Space

    Office Space

    ★★★★

    consistently rewatchable. third viewing but first in a long time

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ½

    with each bizarre special effect (in a tennis sex movie?) and staccato cutting sequence guadagnino invents new ways to further degrade this braindead screenplay in which all subtext is text and all text is bold underline size 72. tennis is filmed more artfully on the average tennis channel tournament broadcast than it is here. the female lead has an emotional register composed of emojis and the two male leads have the combined charisma of corrugated cardboard. all these individually putrid elements are stitched together with the editing style of a 9-year-old child recently introduced to imovie. an unintentional comedy from start to finish.

  • Sweet Bobby: My Catfish Nightmare

    Sweet Bobby: My Catfish Nightmare

    3 signs you might be getting catfished:

    1) your partner tells you they lost their speech in a stroke and can only communicate through grunts and taps (like a gorilla???)

    2) your (UK citizen) partner tells you that because they were shot 6 times in Kenya (which never appeared in the news?) they have to move to New York to enter American (??) witness protection

    3) YOU LITERALLY RUN INTO YOUR PARTNER IN PERSON AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHO…

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