This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The first time I heard of this movie, I found it in the DVD bargain bin at a Poundland in 2014. I read through the back covers of as many horror movies as I could dig out. Thusly I associate this movie with I Spit On Your Grave (2010), Rubber (2010) and Meat Grinder (2009). None of which I have seen.
I only really know Cary Elwes from Robin Hood: Men In Tights(1993), which is peak cinema and I have…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Prior to watching this movie, I'd seen the scene where the notorious H.G starts shwacking golfballs at the dude down the road from his house. This was because on two separate occasions, around two years apart, my friend's dad showed me a clip of that exact part.
Assorted thoughts:
I can't stop myself from saying "wedge" in a goofy voice every time I see the golf club of the same name. It's a legitimate issue (it's not), I'm not being…
This review covers the second time I watched this movie. The first time I saw it was around six years ago and I forgot.
This resulted in a vague sense of deja vu throughout the whole thing.
Assorted thoughts:
I mainly watched this for Stally and Schwarzy. I knew it wasn't gonna be spectacular, but that's fine. I like action dad types. Plus I think True Lies(1994) is underrated.
I liked the part where Stally and Schwarzy beat each other…
Assorted thoughts:
I have the first three minutes memorised. This is not a flex, just an observation.
Personally would have preferred this movie to be a spinoff of Seinfeld - live-action with everyone in bee costumes.
I can't look at a tennis ball the same way ever again.
Ditto for guacamole.
The car engine scene is innaccurate.
*obligatory comment about Vanessa in the daydream scene* .
Would recommend this movie to any melittologist.
Deducted one star because I found the psychological torture of Ken disturbing.
