Convenience Store Clerk by day... And night. Depends.
But mostly full-time geeky dingus.
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Team America: World Police 2004
The most ambitiously dumb movie ever made. A fucking magnum opus.
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Shattered Glass 2003
I didn't get high standards on men because of Disney princes.
I got high standards on men because of Hayden Christensen in glasses asking if people want to join his Monopoly parties.
*swoon*
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Virgin Territory 2007
Hayden Christensen being a goofy slut with a shite British accent who fucks nuns should have won an Oscar.
I SAID WHAT I SAID.
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