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if you cant tell - i was a very depressed child. im now a sort of depressed adult.

Favorite films

  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Barbie
  • The Little Prince

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  • Spree

    ★★★★

  • Pacific Rim

    ★★½

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★

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  • Pacific Rim

    Pacific Rim 2013

    ★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

    damn I didn't know Charlie Kelly was smart like that

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag 2025

    ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

    Inoffensive, kinda boring, good cinematography

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  • The Crow

    The Crow 2024

    ½ Watched 31 Aug 2024

    You know when you meet a couple whose unique mental illness, drug addiction, and narcissistic victimisation mixes into the most insufferable people in the world? Yeah. Thirty minutes in I expected them to turn to the camera and tell me they saw me across the bar and dig my vibe.

    Writing? Awful. Directing? Awful. Cinematography? Awful. Editing? Awful. Acting? Awful. Set design? Awful. Sound design? Awful. The only good thing I can give this movie is the costuming.

  • Iron Man 3

    Iron Man 3 2013

    ½ Rewatched 19 Jun 2024

    I have no words because writing an essay on all the things wrong with this movie would not be healthy or sane.

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