Niko

Niko

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • The Witch
  • Coraline
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

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  • GMO OMG

    ★★

  • Dwegons and Leprechauns

    ½

  • Reign of Fire

    ★★★★

  • The Incredibles

    ★★★★★

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  • GMO OMG

    GMO OMG

    ★★

    I don't think this is a very good documentary, it felt meandering and rudderless to me with some very annoying "just asking questions" type of fear-mongering about science that I, as an environmental scientist, am very sick of. In particular the scene where he dressed his kids up in makeshift hazmat suits and ran through a corn field to make some point about corn literally being poison made me cringe out of my skin.

    HOWEVER, as an environmental scientist, I…

  • Dwegons and Leprechauns

    Dwegons and Leprechauns

    ½

    Genuinely the ugliest movie I have ever seen and I'm angry that this is the second time I've watched it.

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    ACAB doesn't include Lee Harker, my autistic queen.

    A weird movie, Nic Cage gives a very strange performance in particular. The whole thing is very surreal and fun to watch. I enjoy supernatural crime thrillers and religious themes, so it was definitely up my alley.

  • The Master of Disguise

    The Master of Disguise

    ★★

    This probably would've gone hard if I was the target demographic. Unfortunately, I am not 10 years old so it was a painfully unfunny viewing experience. I cut it some slack because it's absolutely not made for me.

    On the positives: it's a pretty high concept kid's movie and I respect that, one of our hero's three personality traits is that he loves fat asses ('02 W), and it's not nearly as racist as I was expecting it to be. It's not not racist... But I was expecting worse.