Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  silliest movie i’ve seen this year - like why is that final destination meets a bad soap  - two theo james is pornographic

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  The Hypnosis 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  i hate startups so much it made me cringe more than the dog stuff

Popular reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★ Watched 12 Nov 2023

  breaking news : men are vile and this movie doesn’t pass the bechdel test

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ½ Watched 11 Dec 2024

  movie sucked so much even the himbo collection didn’t entertain me