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  Being John Malkovich 1999

  Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Cameron Diaz’s character should’ve started hitting her husband from the get go he pissed me OFF

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Stupid but in the way I call my friends stupid

  I liked it a lot :3

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2024 2

  The final act gave me a big stupid grin on my face like the end of a Smiling Friends episode

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  Wet nasty goopy puppetry you’ll always be famous

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