insane that this literally ends with arnie 2.0 running off to argentina-the jokes write themselves!
Kind of a blast, kind of a mess, kind of undeniably a real, well-tuned piece of blockbuster machinery. Clusterfuck editing and weird concessions to a PG-13 rating/post-Columbine world (no bullets-lasers!) are just two of many Marmite ingredients on what is basically a pretty standard moviegoing meal-it’s the kind of movie you can predict because of better movies (Total Recall is the obvious comparison point), but there…
